Middle Ripsley Football Club
Members of the Hamble's Biscuits South Central League Superior Division (East)
League Table

Suffold Wanderers52
Barsford Trojans48
Xavier Tiles Villa48
Arnington Junction46
Lorton Town46
Eaton & Pixley United44
Middle Ripsley43
Dinamo Tinsham40
High Hill Rangers39
Ogbrigston Swifts39
Formley Gasworks36
Lower Ripsley35
Wrackhoughton Polska32
Eksley Bridge Rovers27

Stadiums and Cities
Middle Ripsley FC

End of Season Tour “A Success” Despite No Wins and One Arrest
The Middle Rispley end of season holiday/tour to Cyprus was hailed by acting manager Jamie Chalk to be a huge success, despite a loss, an abandoned game, and Aaron Noble being mistakenly arrested for indecent exposure in an Aiya Napa nightclub.
26/05/2013 Full Story
Ryan Earnley To Quit Middle Ripsley For New Life in Japan.
Middle Ripsley were shocked to learn that Ryan Earnley has quit the club to go and live with one of the female presenters who covered his performance in the home match with High Hill Rangers.
13/05/2013 Full Story
Jamie Chalk to Decide on Manager’s Job
Jamie Chalk has been offered the manager’s job after his caretaker stint in the role, but is undecided after being offered extra shifts at the gasworks.
08/05/2013 Full Story
Middle Ripsley 1 High Hill Rangers 0
The Rippers signed off for the season with a 1-0 victory, watched by a crowd of 253, including a small film crew from Japan who’d come to see Ryan Earnley.
06/05/2013 Full Story
Brewery Lane to Host Hamble’s Biscuits South Central League Cup Final
Brewery Lane has been chosen by the Hamble’s Biscuits South Central League committee to host the League’s Cup Final, after the usual venue of Bremington’s Hadwell Road was ruled out after it was double-booked for a car-boot sale.
01/05/2013 Full Story
Club Issues Statement on Behalf of an Embarrassed Ryan Earnley
Ryan Earnley has asked the club to officially deny he was the goalkeeper who missed the last-minute open goal in Saturday’s match, after being besieged online after the clip went viral on youtube.
24/04/2013 Full Story
Middle Ripsley 2 Bremington 1
The Rippers guaranteed Superior Division (East) survival in a dramatic game that saw Mark Winters score a very rare brace, while Bremington missed a penalty and a last minute open goal, to end their promotion hopes.
22/04/2013 Full Story
MRFC Anger as Derby Day Streaker Is Revealed To Be Lower Ripsley Official
Middle Ripsley were angered today to learn that the elderly female streaker who traumatised Jordan Henley enough to make him miss his last minute spot kick, was a Lower Ripsley employee.
16/04/2013 Full Story
Lower Ripsley 2 Middle Ripsley 1
Middle Ripsley went down 1-2 at Ducking Stool Lane in a contentious derby that saw two players sent off, two injured, and a pitch invasion by a 76 year old streaker.
15/04/2013 Full Story
Middle Ripsley 0 Formley Gasworks 4
Middle Ripsley suffered a nightmare start, going 0-3 down inside eight minutes, as their mini run of good form came to a halt at home to Formley.
08/04/2013 Full Story
Xavier Tiles 0 Middle Ripsley 2
A Jordan Henley brace saw Middle Ripsley win their third game in a row, at the Xavier Tiles Stadium, although the win was soured by news of an illegal approach by Xavier Tiles for Ryan Earnley.
01/04/2013 Full Story
Middle Ripsley 4 Arnington Junction 0
Back to back wins under Jamie Chalk’s management, as Middle Ripsley record their biggest home win for two years to climb away from the drop zone.
24/03/2013 Full Story
Jamie Chalk Responds to LRFC’s Comment.
Jamie Chalk delivered a stinging riposte to Lower Ripsley’s criticism of MRFC apparently not taking the cup seriously.
22/03/2013 Full Story
Lower Ripsley Move On In Cup and Criticise Middle Ripsley
Lower Ripsley put their relegation worries aside to move into the Hamble’s Biscuits League Cup (East) Semi-Finals, with their manager making a dig at Middle Ripsley’s early exit.
21/03/2013 Full Story
Halshall 0 Middle Ripsley 1
The Rippers gained a valuable away win at Halshall’s BargainPrice DIY Stadium to keep them four points clear of the drop zone and gain some much needed confidence.
10/03/2013 Full Story
Middle Ripsley 1 Lorton Town 2
Jamie Chalk’s first game in charge saw The Rippers slip to another home defeat, leaving the home fans waiting for the first home win of the new year.
05/03/2013 Full Story
Last Game
Middle Ripsley 1 High Hill Rangers 0
(Brewery Lane, 4th May)

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Say NO To Residents' Action Group! Don't let them stop our new stadium. Join Barry and Steve in the Grouse & Shotgun from 7pm on Weds 14th.


Fans are organising a petition to overturn the ban on club officials from Asda, following Jamie Chalk's incident at the cheese counter on Sunday


After the court injuction following the Celebrity XI game, fans whose programmes were confiscated by the police will be pleased to know a teamsheet with names censored will be available free of charge from the club shop.


New season's ticket prices announced. Excellent value, especially for fans over 100 years old.


Top of the League! Great start to the season.


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